I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
My breath smells like gin and sadness
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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