She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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