All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
You surviving the open bar?
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I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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