at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Randomize
