So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
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my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
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You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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