I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
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i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
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At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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