just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
You made out with two different species that night
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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