I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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