Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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