now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
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