if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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