I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
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I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
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I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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