Your tits are I can't wait for
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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