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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
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Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
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We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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