oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
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swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
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dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested