But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize