I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
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so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
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TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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