I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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