I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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