Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
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