love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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