Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
You dont lie about slip and slides
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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