so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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