next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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