Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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