Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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