Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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