i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
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i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
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She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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