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were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
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It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
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Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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