maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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