OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
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It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
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Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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