What did we do last night that was yellow?
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
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