Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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