i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
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Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
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Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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