I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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