curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
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Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
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Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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