I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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