grandma shit on top of the toilet
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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