BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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