You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
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then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
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In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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