the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
