Do vagina's smell?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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