eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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