singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
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your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
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What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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