I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
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Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
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Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock