A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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