Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
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I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
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Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.