I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
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Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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