Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
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"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
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Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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