You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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