That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
My penis needs a shock collar
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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