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Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
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