i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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