yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
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So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
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Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
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