id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
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Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
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I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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