his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
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The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
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Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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