Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
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230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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