so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Welp...herpes.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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