On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Randomize
