normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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