The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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