I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
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We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
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I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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