Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
