I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
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I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
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Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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